Sunday, August 31, 2008

Bonnets

Back to the Mustang-Falcon comparison. Here are the bonnets.



Falcon



Mustang

The deep fore and aft ribs that separate the hoodscoops are further apart in the Mustang than in the Falcon and there is a more prominent crease line down the centre of the bonnet on the Australian car. The leading edge is more pointed so to accomodate the greater overhang of the Falcon’s bonnet in relationship to its grille.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

The Omnipresent Principal

by Paul Young

To students in a school, the principal often seems to be everywhere. While we know that is physically impossible, there are things that any principal can do to make it seem that way. A principal’s omnipresence sets a tone for a school and gives it a personality.

When I left college and began my teaching career I saw that a school principal often seems to be everywhere. His or her presence is found -- or reflected -- in classrooms, hallways, the playground.

In point of fact, however, principals are not superhuman. They cannot be in more than one place at a time, so they must settle for the next best thing: influence. Most principals work to create positive expectations, set a tone for their school, and earn respect from students and adults. Even though they might not always be in their schools physically, their influence can still have a reassuring and positive impact on the school. To students, principals seem to be capable of being in three or more places at the same time. For staff members, a principal’s visibility and accessibility represent positive leadership attributes. But how can a principal create a sense of omnipresence? Here are a few of my ideas for how any principal can accomplish that.

Maintain visibility. Greet students and their parents in the morning as they arrive and get out of cars. Greet bus students as they step off the bus. Chat with the parents and bus drivers. Ask good questions, then listen and learn from the responses. Ask about needs, potential problems, or brewing issues. While showing visibility, the multitasking principal at the same time demonstrates concern for others’ welfare. That time invested in collecting information can prevent concerns from escalating and trouble from developing. A principal should be visible during lunch and dismissal times too. The principal’s visibility at special school functions and programs is essential.

Conduct walk-throughs, a great way to show presence. They keep teachers and students on their toes. Multitasking principals also use them as opportunities to reinforce professionalism and pride. When it infuses a school, pride is more important than money.

Teach classes. Give teachers a break. Better yet, encourage them to observe as you teach their classes. Use that time to model instructional practices: to teach the teacher and the kids. Later, reflect with the teacher on how the lesson worked and how the students learned. Observe the teacher’s depth and understanding of the pedagogy.

Eat lunch at different times and places. Negotiated agreements often stipulate that lunch periods are uninterrupted for certified and classified staff. But there is no such luxury for principals -- some are lucky to even eat lunch! But those who do eat often multitask while nourishing their bodies. They use the time to interact with children and adults. While they munch healthy food, they listen, learn, and get a pulse for what is happening in the school. Many conduct business during lunch, inviting key community members to join them for an enlightening school lunch with the students -- with results that often pay huge rewards.

“Principals influence everything that happens in their schools. Their omnipresence inspires people while it provides opportunities to inspect, direct, or correct.”


Serve food in the tuckshop. Want to observe students from a common vantage point? Help serve food or pass out milk during lunch. Observe kids’ behaviour in a less structured environment. Reinforce your expectations of manners and cooperation. Practice your mastery of associating names and faces; greet students by name when they receive their lunch. They’ll develop a special connection when they know you know them by name.

Frequent the playground. When multitasking principals visit their school’s playground, they use their eyes, ears, and sense of smell. They use all their senses to assure the safety and security of the play area. They observe how students occupy time and socialize with one another. They assess the effectiveness of the adults’ supervision techniques. All the while, they walk, talk, and enjoy the exercise. Some even play games and share a different side of themselves with students -- and adults.

Answer the phone. Surprise the public by answering the phone. That practice enables a multitasking principal to experience the realities of the secretary’s job and also set an example and establish standards by which all office personnel should perform when greeting the public.

Be involved in the community. Principals’ time invested in civic organizations can earn valuable benefits. It allows community residents the opportunity to get to know and hear their school leaders. It’s also a time when principals can promote and market their schools. Multitasking principals are always prepared to be the school’s cheerleader -- even when shopping at the convenience market.

Speak at school programs. Speaking briefly at school programs provides an opportunity to establish expectations or reinforce audience etiquette; share important information; publicly praise students, staff, and parents; and advocate for the school. Never pass up the opportunity to do so much in so few minutes at such an important time.

Principals influence everything that happens in their schools. Their omnipresence inspires people while it provides opportunities to inspect, direct, or correct. Omnipresence helps principals build strong connections with their school communities. Most of all, the omnipresent principal earns respect.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Terrible day

A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"
"It was terrible," her husband said. "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking."

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Bonnets

What is even more interesting is if you consider this November, 1968 styling clay for the proposed new Ford Maverick.



The side profile, bonnet and tail panel and tail-lamp opening look awfully like what became the XA.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Painting

A husband comes home and sees his wife painting the living room, but she had her raincoat and her fur coat on. He asks her why she has her coats on. She replies, "I read the can, and it said for best results put on two coats."

Monday, August 25, 2008

Bonnets



However, it is intriguing and the generator of endless debate if you claim that the XB hardtop as being an amalgram of the front of a 71-73 Mustang and the rear of a 70-71 Torino.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Succeeding

"First, have a definite, clear practical ideal; a goal, an objective. Second, have the necessary means to achieve your ends; wisdom, money, materials, and methods. Third, adjust all your means to that end." Aristotle

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Please!

A sadist and a masochist were locked in a room together.
In a very short while the masochist began to freak out, begging "Hit me, hit me!” To which the sadist replied, “No."

Friday, August 22, 2008

Bonnets



There can also be seen that there was some influence from the US 1970/71 fastback Torino in the side profile shape of the hardtop Falcon’s rear side window.

Although it can be seen that the rearmost ‘break’ line in the glass is more angled, or nearer the horizontal, on the Falcon than on the Torino.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Knowledge

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mummy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mum won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly," I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex."

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Guard duty

The new army recruit was serving his first guard duty. He did his best for a while but about 5 a.m. she went to sleep. When he opened his eyes he found the day officer standing before him. Remembering the stiff penalty for being asleep on guard duty, this clever young man kept his head bowed for another moment, then looked upward and reverently said, “A-a-a-men!”

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Bonnets

The XB Falcon is most often compared to the 1971-73 U.S. Ford Mustang. There was a perception that the front of the XA Falcon looked a bit ‘soft’ so the restyle to the XB was done to toughen the car up. Whether one looks tougher than the other is a matter of interpretation, but there is no denying that the restyle did bring the Falcon closer to a U.S. copy than before.

Or did it ?

A direct comparison, Falcon to Mustang.





It is apparent from the above that the Falcon is a wider car - although the 3 inches noted in specifications can most probably be attributed to the bulging rear wings - but it is also almost 4 inches shorter than the Mustang. The Falcon looks wider at the front due to the fact that the front wings stay much more square to the rest of the car in plan view, unlike the Mustang which squeezes inward to the front of the wings. This tends to push the headlights in closer together than in the Falcon.The Falcon also has much broader upper wing surfaces.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Time

"Every moment of your life is infinitely creative and the universe is endlessly bountiful. Just put forth a clear enough request, and everything your heart desires must come to you." -- Shakti Gawain

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Cheap

“Have you got any kittens going cheap?” Asked a customer in a pet shop.
“No, sir,” replied the owner. “All our kittens go “Meow.”

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Bonnets

Styling Influences

One of the more interesting issues involved with the Australian Fords, especially the XA and the XB models, has been to spot the styling influences, especially in comparison to their U.S. cousins, and therefore try and deny their designers any credit for originality.

Lets examine some of the cues.

The car that the XA is most commonly referenced too is the 1968/69 U.S. Ford Fairlane as seen below.



And compare it with the XA Falcon.



The Falcon is a wider, lower car. It can be seen that the hump in the bonnet was probably derived from the similar, but wider, hump in the bonnet of the U.S. Fairlane and the sidelight/indicators in the leading edges of the front wings were a Ford worldwide styling cue - as also seen in the European MkIII Cortina and Taunus. But the larger 7inch headlights were undoubtably more effective than the smaller 5inch U.S. ones, and the addition of the driving lamps helped too.

As to which is better, well ... no contest.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Give Yourself the Best Gift: The Gift of Time

by Paul Young
Time. Busy principals always seem to need more of it. So why do they give so much of it away so freely? By gaining control of the time they do have, principals can save precious minutes every day and create more hours in a week for more important things.
If all practicing principals could be granted one wish, most of us would beg for more time. Beginning principals, in particular, get a sense very quickly of how unrelenting and overpowering the workload can be. The anxiety of meeting deadlines never diminishes. Stress builds as more and more people want the principal’s time -- to solve student conflicts, attend IEP meetings, write grants, or supervise lunchrooms. In addition, there are questions, reports, walk-in visits, phone calls, and emails that require the principal’s thoughtful consideration and response. It becomes a challenge to stay focused on any single task. At every level of experience, principals question how they can get more done, often with less support. When they go home -- often late at night after preparing a long ‘to do’ list for the next day -- many feel exhausted, scattered, and frustrated with what seems an unmanageable situation. For principals, time is, indeed, a precious resource. And most principals give it away too freely. We need to learn to regain control of our daily schedules. We need to learn how to create time for ourselves. Do you want to save precious minutes every day? Or create more hours in a week? Some of these practical ideas might help you accomplish that.
ORGANIZATION CREATES TIME
Know what you want to accomplish before you start. Always have a clear vision of what you hope to achieve. Keep notes about important commitments and goals on your calendar and anyplace else where you will be reminded of them often.
Keep a ‘to-do’ list. Refer to it often. Organize and prioritize tasks before you begin your day. Reflect on what you finish before you go home. You won’t get it all done, but if up keep x-ing items off the list you’ll see progress and create time.
Get organized, and know where things are. Create an accurate filing system, and clean out the files several times a year. Organize folders on your computer and be sure to label documents with accessible titles. If you or your secretary must frequently spend time searching for items, you both need to take time to better organize the office.
Eliminate clutter. Arrange the office so that essential things are in close proximity to where they are needed.
STRUCTURING TIME FOR EFFICIENCY
Get your office staff on the same page as you are. Invest time by setting expectations with your office personnel about how they should use their time -- and yours. Be sure timelines for work completion are clear. Teach your secretary how you want your schedule managed and how you want preparations made for meetings, conferences, and key events.
Structure time for routine tasks. Help your secretary increase efficiency by establishing times each day when you’ll be in your office for calls and visits. Likewise, schedule time to visit classrooms, hallways, the lunchroom, the playground, and other strategic locations. Structuring your time creates a daily agenda. Don’t allow others to derail your schedule. Share it with others so they can sync their schedules to yours.
Never handle mail or memos more than once. Don’t open your mail until you have adequate time to read it, sort it, delegate it, file it, deal with it, return it, or throw it away. Don’t read mail or memos and then place them in a pile for later reference. That pile will consume your desk. Reading the same mail or email a second time is a waste of time.
Turn off the bells on your email. Check email periodically, but you don’t have to react immediately or take action as each email arrives.
Don’t schedule a meeting unless there is a purpose. Envision the desired outcome of meetings while creating the agenda. Start each meeting by stating the purpose and desired goals.
Meet smarter. If it makes sense, assign important tasks -- facilitator, recorder, timekeeper, peacekeeper, and process observer, for example -- to individuals participating in the meeting. Doing so will help you conduct business in less time, and get better results. Be sure minutes are distributed to all those who attended, preferably by email because that saves time at the copier -- and paper.
Shut your door. Many principals hope to score points by adopting open-door policies. As a result, frequent interruptions prevent them from focusing. Build in quiet time so work can get done. Then shut your door and do it. Only the secretary can interrupt.
Take breaks and eat. The body needs nourishment, fresh air, and exercise. Schedule breaks for all those things. A short amount of time invested in those things will result in renewed energy, better focus, and increased productivity.
PROCRASTINATING EATS TIME
Make decisions. Procrastinating creates gridlock. Whenever possible, keep things moving by delegating.
Spend less time talking about problems. It’s easy to spend time describing a problem. But doing that wastes time. Redirect those who focus on detailing problems to instead identify causes and brainstorm solutions.
Skip consensus sometimes. Even though it is desirable to get input from everyone affected by decisions, consensus takes time. You can’t always afford to wait for everyone to agree.
When you delegate... Learn to describe what you want others to do, how, why, where, and when. Most people will perform adequately when they have the principal’s confidence, permission, and reassurance -- and when they understand the timeline for completing tasks. When you delegate, build in a schedule for progress reports.
LET GO OF TIME-EATING STRESS
Learn to shake off problems, criticisms, and disappointments. Principals must have broad shoulders and thick skin. Change is unlikely when everyone likes and agrees with the principal. Change requires a rub to occur. Be prepared to accept the fallout from that. Reflect with your mentor (or a peer) when you get stung by a remark, make changes when it is necessary, but maintain your self-confidence and shake off the disappointment. Don’t hold a grudge.
Know when you’re stuck. Don’t worry or allow stress and anxiety to build over problems, new tasks, or unpleasant human interactions. Know when you’re stuck or need to vent. Have your mentor on speed dial. A short conversation can help redirect your attention, calm your nerves, or brainstorm ideas. Investing time with your mentor is always better than stressing over brewing issues -- and it saves time.
Don’t let negative people dominate your time. Don’t allow yourself to get sucked into the abyss of the whiners, complainers, and attention-seekers on your staff. Ignore their idiosyncratic behaviours. Don’t allow their problems to become yours.
MAKING THE MOST OF “PEOPLE TIME”
Hire good people. It is better to hire people who are best-suited for a job than having to help them improve after they are employed. Spend time recruiting the best, put them to the test, and empower them to do the rest.
Teach people how to get to the point. How many times are you approached with the line “Do you have a couple minutes?” Use role-playing to teach people how to prepare conversations, get to the point, and deliver the bottom line. When the entire staff learns to get to the point, productivity increases.
Conduct walk-with-me meetings. Don’t allow a teacher or parent to make you late for a scheduled appointment. Inform them of your time constraint, then ask them to meet while you walk to the meeting.
Practice the Golden Rule. If you treat others the way you want them to treat you, you won’t waste precious time righting wrongs or patching-up soured relationships.
Cut the crap. Don’t beat around the bush for fear you might offend someone. You don’t have the time to waste. Without being aggressive or arrogant, make your point in a direct manner. Being indirect creates confusion and wastes time. People will learn to respect your forthrightness if you are sincere.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Robbery

During a robbery, one of the robbers mask slid down.
He looked at a man and asked. Did you see my face?
The man said yes! The robber shot him.
Then he asked a woman. Did you see my face?
She said no, but my husband over there did.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

12 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Plainly; Men Suck
11. Pack My Stuff
12. Potential Murder Suspect

Monday, August 11, 2008

Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Handling Parent Complaints -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

by Max Fischer
Seasoned teachers will recognize all three types of parents -- the good, the bad, and the ugly Less seasoned teachers will learn from Max's experiences and from his tips for handling all types of parent complaints.

After chastising the student for deliberate disobedience and insubordination, somehow I knew a different story would work its way home. Sure enough! That very same afternoon the boy's father, a reputed bounty hunter, called me at school to demand an immediate conference.

The next day, I shook inwardly as the 6-foot-4-inch, 250-pound "paralegal" strode purposefully down the hall. After sitting, I attempted to share my side of the story, but the father raised his right hand like a crossing guard and stopped my speech. "No!" he said curtly, his moustache arched like a bullwhip. "You listen to me now; then I'll listen to you!" The man had my full attention. I let him talk. I listened as he spouted a litany of perceived injustices perpetrated against his son. Meanwhile, colleagues -- clearly concerned for my physical well-being -- periodically peered in the window of my closed door to be assured of my safety.

WHEN HE FINISHED...

When the father was finished, true to his word, he listened to me as I explained what had actually happened. His boy had been deliberately disobedient. He had refused to turn in his test at the prescribed time. When I challenged him after a casual warning, the boy became insolent. Forcefully, he thrust his test into my face. I stood up from my desk in a millisecond and issued a tongue-lashing that would have made any drill sergeant proud. By the end of our meeting, the parent was able to manage a smile as he shook my hand. He guaranteed me that his son would not get out of line in the future. The fact of the matter is that, after that meeting, the boy was a model student for the balance of the school year.

THE GOOD

That parent complaint and others I have handled through the years have taught me some valuable lessons -- lessons that have helped me in all my dealings with critical, rationally minded parents. These are some of the lessons I have learned:
1. Don't procrastinate. In most cases, when a parent raises a concern via a note or phone message, the simplest, most direct method of coming to a successful resolution is to meet with or call that parent as soon as possible. If the situation involves inappropriate action by a student, I have learned that doing nothing gives the student a distinct advantage; the student has every opportunity to lobby his or her position with the parent, increasing the chances that a small event will become a festering wound that colors all my future contact with that parent.
2. Genuinely acknowledge a parent's concern. Parents fear that their concerns will not be acknowledged, let alone handled fairly. I always allow parents the opportunity to vent, to express their protest first. I try never to be in a hurry to speak; I have learned to listen carefully. Some complaints are obvious and direct. Others actually mask underlying circumstances or conditions I am not even aware of. I also try to put myself in the parents' shoes and approach the problem from their perspective. And I always try to confirm -- and even affirm -- their perception of the problem before offering my own explanation of the situation.
3. Be assertive but not abrasive. If the situation involves a clear-cut breach of classroom or school conduct by the student, I carefully explain the rationale behind my action. I state clearly that classroom rules apply to each and every student, no exceptions. At that point, my adrenaline might be rushing, but I make a conscious effort to speak without losing my cool. An overtly defensive posture, punctuated by obvious non-verbal signals -- crossed arms, rolling eyes, a furrowed brow, a frown -- just end up pouring gas on the fire. So does a negative tone or statements such as "Your child is out of control!" or "Tough luck, that's the way it is."
4. Document all efforts. Just to be on the safe side, I make a note of any communication I've had with parents about any kind of complaint. In the vast majority of cases, the notes end up being thrown away. However, on rare occasions, the documentation has proven useful in establishing a timeline of events.
If I have met with the parent in a timely fashion, validated their concern with an authentic ear, and presented logical reasoning in a professional manner, in most cases the parent will desist, or at least grudgingly understand. Often parents don't get both sides of the story from their offspring; they relent with mitigating evidence. If a parent is still dissatisfied despite my efforts, it might be advisable to offer to set up a meeting with a building administrator. In those cases, I take great care to supply my principal with all details of the situation in advance of the meeting.

THE BAD

What about parents who are not so rationally inclined? Even usually well-mannered parents can come into school like enraged protectors, on the hunt for a pound of flesh. Surely their presence demands an immediate meeting. In those cases, all I can do is listen and try to keep them from bolting for the administrator's office to seek redress from the unknown, illogical way I've added insult to the initial grievance -- whatever that might have been. In those cases, I usually allow a day to pass before contacting the parent again. Then I might use a neutralizing statement -- such as "I don't think we really had an opportunity to communicate yesterday; perhaps we could try again" -- in an attempt to break the ice. The parent, having had time to reflect upon the previous day's scene, might also be in a more temperate frame of mind; a state more conducive to reason.

AND THE UGLY

Finally, there is the parent who is irrational 24/7; the parent who will not be satisfied -- in any way, shape, or form -- no matter what you do. Every teacher knows that parent. Barely a week into the school year, you wince at the sound of that parent's voice or the whisper of that parent's name. Fortunately, those parents are rare, but what they lack in numbers they make up for in their total lack of reason. I have experienced a few of those parents during my years as a classroom teacher. The best I can hope for in a meeting with them is to work in at least a couple elements of my four-point approach. Most often, though, those parents end up in the principal's office. I think some unknown paranoia convinces them that behind every teacher's door lurks a vicious plot against their child. The experiences (or psychoses) that have created that condition are as varied as the stars in the heavens. And all heaven knows when such a parent arrives at your classroom door!
My best success with a few -- very few -- of those parents has been to make learning such an enjoyable experience for their children that I never give them access to ammunition that might be used against me.

NO MONEY-BACK GUARANTEES

Handling parental complaints is a delicate challenge for any teacher. It's not as if we are discount stores handing out money-back guarantees. Teachers are the fulcrums that must balance the personal concerns of individual parents with the educational welfare of the entire class.

Friday, August 08, 2008

Golf perspective

One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says, "When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over that tree." So, the grandson hits the ball and it bumps against the tree and lands not to far from where it started. "Of course," added the grandpa, "when I was your age, the tree was only 3 feet tall."

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Perspective

The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let her know.

Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be Oh, not my body! I sometimes despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my mother or father!), but I don't agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less grey hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself.

I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant. I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging. Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until 4 AM and sleep until noon? I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the 60's & 70's(and the 50's), and if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love . I will. I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set. They, too, will get old. I know I am sometimes forgetful. But there again, some of life is just as well forgotten. And I eventually remember the important things.

Sure, over the years my heart has been broken. How can your heart not
break when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers, or even when somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car? But broken hearts are what give us strength and understanding and compassion. A heart never broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect. I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning grey, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face. So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their hair could turn silver. As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about what other people think. I don't question myself anymore. I've even earned the right to be wrong.

So, to answer your question, I like being old. It has set me free. I like the person I have become. I am not going to live forever, but while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been, or worrying about what will be. And I shall eat dessert every single day. (If I feel like it)

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Meet the parents

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink.
“So what are your plans?” The father asks the young man.
“I am a Torah scholar.” He says.
“A Torah scholar, Hmmm,” the father says.
“Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?”
“I will study,” the young man said, and God will provide for us.”
“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asks the father.
“I will concentrate on my studies,” the young man replies, “God will provide for us.”
“And children?” asks the father. “How will you support children?”
“Don’t worry, sir, God will provide,” replies the fiancé. The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, “How did it go, Honey?” The father answers, “He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I’m God.”

Monday, August 04, 2008

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Leadership

A recent study of beginning teachers in the USA has important messages for school leadership (Susan M. Kardos and Susan Moore Johnson, ‘On their own and presumed expert: New teachers’ experience with their colleagues’, Teachers College Record, Vol.109, No. 9, 2007, pp.2083–2106, http://www.tcrecord.org ID 12812).

The data show that many beginning teachers find they are expected to be expert and independent from the start, even though they want and need collaboration and even though collaboration is known to contribute to school effectiveness.

The authors conclude that schools need an ‘integrated professional culture’ which
1 promotes frequent and reciprocal interaction among staff with different levels of experience
2 recognises new teachers’ needs as beginners
3 develops shared responsibility among all teachers in the school.

They say: ‘Principals and school leaders could promote professional cultures that support new teachers by paying closer attention to the particular needs of the new teachers. New teachers need sheltered opportunities to improve their craft; they need access to additional help with their students, their teaching, and the encouragement to ask for this help from colleagues and administrators; and they need opportunities to contribute their special talents and skills to the school community. Principals and school leaders themselves could be actively engaged in visibly granting this sort of status to new teachers and deliberately creating the kind of professional environment where new teachers’ needs are recognized and met, both by establishing formal programs for new teachers and also by challenging the time-worn “sink or swim” approach.’

This is an under-researched area in Australia but the situation sounds similar. The loneliness of the beginning teacher needs more deliberate attention.

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Success

This scientist was telling a colleague, "I have worked for many years
to develop an acid that would eat anything and I finally did it.” So I invested everything I had and could borrow into it.
“You must have made a fortune,” commented his friend. “No! I lost all my investments. I couldn't find anything to ship it in.” replied the scientist.

Friday, August 01, 2008