EVER WONDER

- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?-
- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?-
- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?-
- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?-
- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?-
- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?-
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid- made with real lemons?-
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?-
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?-
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?-
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?-
- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?-
- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?-
- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why- don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?-
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?-
- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?-
- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?-
- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?