· Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.
· Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.
· The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.
· Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.
· The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now.
· To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in.
· The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation.
· A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
· The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.
· The cuckoo bird does not lay his own eggs.
· To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
· Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
· Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
· Geometry teaches us to bi-sex angles.
· A circle is a line which meets its other end without ending.
· The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
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