Sunday, April 08, 2007

TOP EIGHT SIGNS THAT YOU REALLY NEED TO TAKE A BREAK

8. You've begun to record and save all of the morning announcements because you're convinced that such a collection will really be worth something some day.
7. You've started re-upholstering your furniture at home with the leftover book covers from school.
6. Lately, when you're late for meetings, you show up with a tardy pass you've written for yourself.
5. You've begun to take a great deal of satisfaction from neatly filling out forms and surveys.
4. When students return after absences, you've started telling them that you can never forgive them for the way they deserted you.
3. You've started thinking about investing in your own ditto machine.
2. To avoid getting behind, you've started to visit students' homes to grade their papers while they are still working on them.
1. With your red pen, you've begun marking, correcting, and grading memos from the district office and then returning them.

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