Thursday, October 20, 2005

Rules for a Happy Life

Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.

Life is simpler when you plough around the stumps.

The trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.

Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. (This is a modern adaptation of the original quote by Oscar Wilde: "Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more."

Don't corner something meaner than you.

Don't wrestle with pigs: you'll get all muddy and the pigs will love it.

Most of the stuff people worry about never happens. (Probably based on an original quote attributed to Leo Buscaglia: Ninety per-cent of what we worry about never happens, yet we worry and worry). What a horrible way to go through life! What a horrible thing to do to your colon!"

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